Wednesday, January 26, 2011

February: The Rules Of Chocolate

As that all-important month of February approaches we must remember to take chocolate seriously. Here are a few things our chocoholic hearts need to know.

1. There are four basic food groups: milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate, and chocolate truffles.

2. When the going gets tough, the tough eat chocolate.

3. Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done.

4. It comes from the cocoa bean, beans are veggies, 'nuff said.

5. Exercise is a dirty word... wash mouth out with chocolate.

6. Chocolate is nature’s way of making up for Mondays.

7. There’s more to life than chocolate, but not right now.

8. The 12-step chocoholics program: NEVER BE MORE THAN 12 STEPS AWAY FROM CHOCOLATE! ~~(Terry Moore)

9. There's nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with CHOCOLATE. ~~(Linday Grayson)

10. I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process.... It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance?

Debby A.

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Shona said...

You know, living with my parents... they hid chocolate away from me, besides the fact that I ate too much of it because it tasted so delicious, they kept it from me because it made me too hyper, and unable to take control of me LOL

but let me tell ya, now living on my own... I have all the chocolate I want :3 and I've noticed I gained some weight :( lol

The Gatekeeper said...

Yes, I've had similar experiences. LOL. Recently, for Christmas, I bought a box of chocolates from See's Candy and it has mysteriously disappeared. Ah yes, nobody knows the truffles I've seen. Hehehe. ;)