Thursday, February 15, 2007

Keeping The Castle Clean And So On . . .

It is of no concern (well it might actually be of some concern) to the Gatekeeper if one has missed any chapters of Scrolls of the Gatekeeper's harrowing tale. Though, indeed, these scrolls have been preserved inside Canaan's castle walls, it might do one good to read them once more before the Warriors come home.

Scrolls of the Gatekeeper I: It's A Hellish Tale
Scrolls of the Gatekeeper II: An Unholy Union
Scrolls of the Gatekeeper III: Uriel
Scrolls of the Gatekeeper IV

The Gatekeeper is looking for an illustrator!! Might you know one?

And might I mention that here, inside the brick and mortar of our towers we do manage to stay clean. Of course, the maidens are busy making our own soap from the finest oils and Goat Milk (yes, Goat Milk) with olive oil. It will do well to scrape the dirt of those battle-worn hands and other parts you manage to spoil. See here now, if one does not like the goat milk, the maidens will add Orange Basil or Jasmin and Myrrh, or perhaps you wouldn't mind a little bit of licorice soap. Whatever your fancy, let us know as your purchase will keep the castle from falling into the hands of the greedy tax collector. Remember, cleanliness is next to Godliness. It's what I hear in any case.


Marie said...

Ah! You took the same challenge I did! Hope you get reviewed! I have not been (yet).

The GateKeeper said...

Hi Marie: Soon they will all come to review our posts. TeeHee. One can only hope and pray. The problem is they will have to sign up with PPP and a lot of us already are members. We shall see.

Janey Loree said...

I took the challenge too! No reviews yet either. I love how you are blending your family business in with the GateKeeper's business!!!

MsLovely101 said...

Very good article....I am trying to get a blog approved for payperpost as we speak.Do you think it pays good?